Vadivelu in IT

Disclaimer: The original thought has been circulated already in emails. This is just with a few personal value additions

Vadivelu comes to meet his gang of friends after being back after attending a torrid interview.....

Vadivelu: Soppa...Soppapapapa
Friend(s): Ennada machan ivvalavu down-a irukae....enna aachu
Vadivelu: Adhu onnum-illeda...oru interview ku poitu varaen
Friend(s): Apdiya....enna romba thalichitanungalo
Vadivelu: Mudiyala
Friend(s): Enna dhaan kaetanunga
Vadivelu: Modhala oruthan vandhyan....konja naeram piriyama dhaan kelvi kaetan....dhidirnu enna aachunu theriyale subject matter le kelvi kaeka aaramichitaan....Thodarndhu padhinanju nimisham da machan....thaalichitaan....Seri kaetutu podanu naanum jaaliya thaan eduthukitaen.....
Kadaisile phone potu....innoruthankitta...."free ya irukkiyada machan....inga oruthan chikkirukaan....evvalo simple kaelvi kaetalum thiru thirunu muzhikkiraan....nee konja naeram kelvi kaekariya-nu" kaetaanda
Friend(s): Ayyiyo....appuram....
Vadivelu: Avan chonnan.....naan konjam busy-a irukaenda....nee vaena avana inga anuppividunaan
Lift le kooda poha vidama....stairs vazhi kootitu poi....oru dim room le thallinanunga....
Anga pona oru moonu paeru da....summa muppadhu nimisham moochu thenera thenera kelvi kaetanunga.......
Friend(s): Yaenda nee oru kaelvi koodava thiruppi kaekala.....
Vadivelu: Illeda.......andha moonu paer le oruthan...."Ivan evvalavu kaetalum badhil solla maataengaran da.....ivan romba vallavan" nu sollitaanda. Seri kaetutu pongada nu vittutaen....

Naanum ethana naeram dhaan samaalikka therinja maadhiriyae nadikkaradhu.....Oru vazhiya en nelamaya purinjikitu lift varikkum vandhu vazhi anupinanunga......Naanum offer letter dhaan kudukka poranungalonu nambi lift le yaerinanda machan........patha naera ground floor kootindu vandhu visitor pass-a pidingi kuduthutaanunga
Naanum velile vandhu suthi kithi pathaen....therinjavanunga yevanum suthu vattarathile illenu therinjikkitu...."right right vidu vidu poikitae iru.....sunapana va nerungathaan mudiyuma" nu karagoshatha ezhupittu....getha maintain pannindu veetukku vandha saeraraen....