Thursday, April 10, 2008

Anniyan in IT

A timid project leader who is very passionate about the quality of software that gets built into his project is reviewing the code of one of his careless programmers
PL> enna idu thappu thappa code ezhuthirukael. Functionality kum code kum sammanda me illiyae
TM> Enakkum indha role-kumae sammandham illaya yow. Enakku indha role pidikala
PL> Ippidi ellam pesa koodadhu....project mudiyira verikkum uzhapaennu interview le othundaele......ippo ippadi thooki erinju pesina enna artham
TM> Adhu pona vaaram.......idhu indha vaaram
TM is going to rest room after sometime
Anniyan> Yaenda somberi mavanae.....
TM> yyaaaru adhu
Anniyan> Naan dhaanda Anniyan
TM>nee....neenga en PL illa
Anniyan > Yaaruda un PL....un PL oru pilla poochi.....avan cubicle le ukkandhu un veena pona buga poi root cause analysis pannindu irupaan.....naan unnayae root-oda pidungi cause illama alaya vechiduvaen
TM> Idha parunga ippidi ellam meratina.....ippo silent poiduvaen aana build release le yarukkum theriyama 5 bug set panniduvaen........time bomb maadhiri eppo build crash aagum nu enakku mattum dhaan theriyum
Anniyan> Yaarada bayamuruthara....naan enna appraisal, normalization nu meratuvaenu paakaraiya.....onsite UAT ku unna anupchi daily build le naan bug potu kuduthu un maanatha vaanguvaen....ivvalavu pesariyae......5 bug irundha thappa
TM> periya thappu ille
Anniyan> 5 KLOC le 5 bug irundha
TM> Lesa thappa dhaanga thonudhu
Anniyan> 5 KLOC line ovvonnilum 5 bug irundha
TM> pe.... pe....Periya thapunga
Anniyan> Dei vennai un program ellame appidi dhaanda irukku.
Unakku naan kudukkara thandanai bug podara TM kum thaeva illama root cause
analysis pandra PL kum oru padama irukkum

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